Sulaiman: Mama, am I a good boy?
Me: Yes, you are.
Sulaiman: Are you sure? Are you sure I’m a good boy?
Me: Yeah, you’re a really good boy.
Sulaiman: I’m not a bad boy?
Me: Nooooo… You’re a very good boy.
Sulaiman: So… Can I have your phone? Because I’m such a good boy?
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Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sulaiman: What is that?
Me: It’s a joke. You have to answer. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sulaiman: Oh, the chicken shouldn’t do that.
Me: Yeah, but it’s not real. Just a joke. Why do you think the chicken crossed the road?
Sulaiman: That’s very dangerous.
Me: But…
Sulaiman: The chicken shouldn’t cross the road, he could get hit by a car.
Me: To get to the other side! The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side!
Sulaiman: I don’t get it.
Me: Sulaiman, why are you crying?
Sulaiman: Because just now I tell Ayub “I love you.”
Me: And then?
Sulaiman: And then Ayub say “I don’t love you.”
Me: Awwww…
Me: Do you want to get married someday?
Sulaiman: Yes I want to get married when I am 29 years old.
Me: What kind of person do you want to marry?
Sulaiman: I only want to marry one girl.
Me: Ok, that’s nice.
Sulaiman: I only want to marry Mama.
Me: Hmmm…
Ayub: I wanna wear this one.
Me: Check the size, it might be Sulaiman’s.
Ayub: It’s S.
Me: That’s Sulaiman’s tshirt. Oh, this is yours.
Ayub: This is not mine. It’s M for Mama.
Me: No, it’s M for Mediu–
Ayub: Why Sulaiman got S for Sulaiman but Ayub got no A for Ayub?! We have to go to the shop and find Ayub clothes. I want Ayub clothes only.