Author: The Ninja
Sulaiman’s Crab
Sulaiman saw me writing on the laptop, updating this site, and requested for crab. This is the crab he chose from Google.
Me: Sulaiman, do you want to say anything about your crab?
Sulaiman: Say anything..?
Me: Yup. Anything.
Sulaiman: Hmmmm… no. No no no.
Record-Setting Cookie Eating
Me: How was school Sulaiman?
Sulaiman: I eat orange cookies!
Me: Mmmm… That’s nice…
Sulaiman: Yah! I eat ONE THOUSAND orange cookies!
Me: Woaahh…
Sulaiman: …in TEN minutes!
Me: You ate one thousand orange cookies in 10 minutes?
Sulaiman: YAAAAS! no.
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Sulaiman: I eat one thousand HUNDRED orange cookies in TEN minutes!!!
Dr Seuss
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.
When Siblings Argue…
Sulaiman: Mama, Ayub is silly >:(
Me: Why is Ayub silly?
Sulaiman: Because he dowan to play with me!
Me: Awww…
Sulaiman: I like the Ayub but the Ayub don’t like the Sulaiman. Why Ayub dowan to play with me?! >:(
