Ayub: Ayah is a man. Mama is a oh-man. Ayub is a boy.
Me: What about Sulaiman?
Sulaiman: Sulaiman is a sister.
Me: Nooooo…
Sulaiman: Ayub is a brother.
Me: Yes.
Sulaiman: And Sulaiman is a sister.
Ayub: And Ayah is a man.
Me: Yes. Ayah is a man. Mama is a woman. Ayub is a boy. But Sulaiman is not a sister because Sulaiman is a…
Sulaiman: NUGGET!
Whenever Sulaiman does something naughty and I get angry at him, he will always counter with this. And I will always immediately forgive him. He’s such sneaky little baby.
(Sayang means “love”)
Sulaiman: Mama..?
Me: Sulaiman.
Sulaiman: I dowan Mama angry with Sulaiman, I want Mama sayang Sulaiman 🙁 Why Mama don’t sayang Sulaiman? :'(
Me: How was school today?
Ayub: I’m sooooo tired.
Me: Awwww… Poor baby.
Ayub: Yah. Ayub work so hard. Just like Ayah.
Me: You work hard like Ayah?
Ayub: Yah. Ayub work in school. Ayah work in the office.
Me: What about Mama?
Ayub: Mama stay home and play.
Me: Whaaa… Mama works in the same office as Ayah!
Ayub: No. Ayah work in the office and Mama stay home play.
Sulaiman: NO! Mama is not stay home and play.
Me: That’s right! Thank you Sulaiman.
Sulaiman: Mama is stay home and sleep only.
Me: 🙁
Ayub: How many Mama?
Me: How many what Ayub?
Ayub: What’s it say?
Me: What’s what say?
Ayub: There Mama.
Me: What’s happening?
Ayub: It’s the… What Mama?
Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about. What are you talking about?
Ayub: I don’t know. Ayub don’t know.
Me: :/
