Mr Ninja: (from the depths of his man-cave) Oh shit!
Ayub: Mama-I-heard-just-now-Ayah-said-oh-shit!
Me: Yup, naughty Ayah.
Ayub: That’s a bad word…
Me: Yes it is, you shouldn’t say it.
Ayub: But only man and woman can say it.
Me: No, nobody should say that word.
Ayub: Because it’s a bad word.
Me: Yes.
Ayub: Ayah is… baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.