Picking up the kids from school and a middle-aged lady is standing behind me, waiting to pick up her kids.
Me: Hi Ayub!
Ayub: Hi what’s the Grandma doing here?!
Me: Huh?
Ayub: There’s a Grandma like so old! Doing here.
Me: Shhh… (smile apologetically at the lady who is unlikely to be a grandmother)
Ayub: The Grandma like standing there like (does an impression of an old person “standing there”) so funny!