Sulaiman: Mama, where’s Ayah?
Me: He’s in the toilet.
Sulaiman: Oh no. Ayah is broken in the toilet.
Me: What do you mean?
Sulaiman: Ayah is don’t know how to shishi.
Me: Ayah doesn’t know how to shishi?
Sulaiman: Yeah, Ayah is broken. Only Sulaiman and Ayub and Mama know how to shishi in the toilet. Ayah shishi on the floor.





