Boys Are Smelly And They Ruin Everything

It’s bedtime. Sulaiman is in the bathroom, I’m tucking Ayub in bed. 

Me: I love you soooooo much Ayub. You know that Mama loves you?

Ayub: Yeah, I know. I love Mama too.

Me: I love my Ayub. You’re so kind… and smart… and funny… and creative…

(Sulaiman walks in)

Sulaiman: What about Sulaiman?

Ayub: Go away. Mama talking to Ayub.

Sulaiman: What about Sulaiman, Mama?

Ayub: Sulaiman is smelly.

Sulaiman: No! Sulaiman not smelly!

Ayub: Sulaiman is smelly. Sulaiman shishi in the bed.

Sulaiman: Yeah! I shishi in the bed like psshhhhhhhhhhhhh! Sulaiman is smelly and naughty and cute. MU-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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The Ninja

The Ninja is a working mother of two. You can read about her journey as an aspiring housewife at www.NinjaHousewife.com or at her website about kinda being professional and stuff at www.LailaZain.com

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