It’s bedtime. Sulaiman is in the bathroom, I’m tucking Ayub in bed.
Me: I love you soooooo much Ayub. You know that Mama loves you?
Ayub: Yeah, I know. I love Mama too.
Me: I love my Ayub. You’re so kind… and smart… and funny… and creative…
(Sulaiman walks in)
Sulaiman: What about Sulaiman?
Ayub: Go away. Mama talking to Ayub.
Sulaiman: What about Sulaiman, Mama?
Ayub: Sulaiman is smelly.
Sulaiman: No! Sulaiman not smelly!
Ayub: Sulaiman is smelly. Sulaiman shishi in the bed.
Sulaiman: Yeah! I shishi in the bed like psshhhhhhhhhhhhh! Sulaiman is smelly and naughty and cute. MU-HA-HA-HA-HA!