Category: Ayub & Sulaiman
If A Boy Isn’t A Boy, What Is He?
Ayub: Ayah is a man. Mama is a oh-man. Ayub is a boy.
Me: What about Sulaiman?
Sulaiman: Sulaiman is a sister.
Me: Nooooo…
Sulaiman: Ayub is a brother.
Me: Yes.
Sulaiman: And Sulaiman is a sister.
Ayub: And Ayah is a man.
Me: Yes. Ayah is a man. Mama is a woman. Ayub is a boy. But Sulaiman is not a sister because Sulaiman is a…
Sulaiman: NUGGET!
What My Kids Think I Do All Day
Me: How was school today?
Ayub: I’m sooooo tired.
Me: Awwww… Poor baby.
Ayub: Yah. Ayub work so hard. Just like Ayah.
Me: You work hard like Ayah?
Ayub: Yah. Ayub work in school. Ayah work in the office.
Me: What about Mama?
Ayub: Mama stay home and play.
Me: Whaaa… Mama works in the same office as Ayah!
Ayub: No. Ayah work in the office and Mama stay home play.
Sulaiman: NO! Mama is not stay home and play.
Me: That’s right! Thank you Sulaiman.
Sulaiman: Mama is stay home and sleep only.
Me: 🙁
What Does Your Fart Sound Like?
I fart in front of the kids.
Me: Oh, what was that?!
Ayub: Sulaiman fart!
Sulaiman: No! Ayub fart!
Ayub: No not Ayub. Sulaiman! Fart like “pomb!”
Sulaiman: No Sulaiman not fart like “pomb!” Sulaiman fart like “pfffffffft.”
Me: Sulaiman fart like “pfffffft?!”
Sulaiman: No mama. It’s quiet… (he whispers) like “pffffffffffffffft.”
Ayub: That’s disgusting. Ayub fart like “POMB!”