Me: come on babies, it’s time to sleep…
Sulaiman: no mama, dowan sleep
Ayub: have to sleep schlyman, it’s night time
Me: that’s right, it’s night time ^_^
Sulaiman: nigh-tigh?
Ayub: yeah. Night time. Coz the sun is sleeping.
Me: yup.
Ayub: and all the zombies wake up.
Me: noooooo…
Ayub: and the zombies bite you and eat your blood!!
Sulaiman: mama..? 🙁
Me: Ayub do you want rice?
Ayub: Yeah! Rice! Nak rice nak rice nak rice…
Me: Sulaiman, do you want rice too?
Sulaiman: No mama. Dowan rice two. I want rice three.
Sulaiman: Mama, Ayub is funny!
Ayub: No, Ayub not funny.
Sulaiman: Yessss… Ayub is funny!
Ayub: NO Ayub not funny! Ayub not funny! Stop it Schlyman, Ayub not funny Ayub GOOD BOY!
(Ayub bursts into tears and wails incoherently)
Sulaiman: (laughing hysterically) Ayub is so funny.
Sulaiman: Ayub is naughty.
Ayub: No! Ayub not naughty!
Sulaiman: Ayub is SO naughty.
Ayub: No Ayub not naughty Ayub is good boy Ayub is good boy not naughty! Sulaiman is NAUGHTY!
Sulaiman: No. Ayub is naughty.
(Ayub bursts into tears and wails incoherently)
Sulaiman: Mama. Ayub is crying.
Walked into the bathroom this morning to discover Ayub had decided to find out how far up the wall he could urinate. Later while I was bathing Sulaiman, he paused, pooped on the floor, poked his fingers into the poop then wiped it into my hair saying, “dun touch mama! Poo poo yucky!”
Please can the next one be a girl puh-leeeeaaaaaze…