Ayub: Aisha got no pepet.
Me: Yup, Aisha is a girl.
Sulaiman: Aisha got… no nothing.
Me: Yeah.
Ayub: Aisha… got no NOTHING!
Sulaiman: Holy moly.
Category: Ayub & Sulaiman
Bringing Home Aisha
Sulaiman: Is that Aisha?
Ayub: Hi Aisha!
Sulaiman: Is you come back from the hospital?
Ayub: I want to see Aisha!
Sulaiman: Is Aisha a baby?
Ayub: I want to hold Aisha. Can I carry? I want to carry Aisha!
All I want for my birthday is…
Me: Sulaiman, what cake do you want for your birthday?
Ayub: Chocolate!
Sulaiman: No I don’t like chocolate.
Ayub: Vanilla!
Sulaiman: I don’t like vanilla.
Ayub: Chocolate AND vanilla!
Sulaiman: I don’t like cake.
Me: Ok. What would you like?
Sulaiman: Rojak buah.
Me: Lol. What present would you like then?
Sulaiman: Hmmm…
Ayub: A sniper gun!
Sulaiman: No.
Ayub: A big zombie truck!
Sulaiman: No.
Ayub: A scooter!
Sulaiman: No. I want an apple.
Me: You want an apple for your birthday? And rojak buah?
Sulaiman: Yes. That’s all.
There’s a new boy in school.
Sulaiman: Mama, got a new boy in the school!
Me: Oh, that’s nice!
Sulaiman: Yah! His name is H. He is S’s brother.
Me: Ok.
Sulaiman: Ayub punch him in the face!
Me: What?!
Ayub: He punch me first!
Me: Why did he punch you?
Sulaiman: Because H is so naughty!
Me: How old is H?
Ayub: I don’t know.
Sulaiman: He’s small.
Me: Small like Sulaiman? Like 3 years old?
Sulaiman: Yah!
Me: Ayub, you punched a 3 year old?
Sulaiman: In the face!
The Annoying Little Brother
Ayub: What’s that car’s name?
Me: What?
Ayub: That car’s name is like toh…
Me: Hmm?
Ayub: Toh… Yohn… Tohh…
Me: Oh. Very close. Try again.
Ayub: Toh-yon-tehh…
Me: What sound does “t” and “a” make?
Ayub: Te-Ah…
Me: Yeah! Put it together…
Ayub: Toh-Yoh-Te-Ah…
Sulaiman: Toyota Hilux.
Ayub: SULAIMAN!
Me: Sulaimaaaan…
Sulaiman: Toyota Hilux Toyota Hilux Toyota Hilux Toyota Hilux MAMA AYUB IS PUNCHING ME!