What Does Why Mean?

Ayub: Mama, what does “why” mean?

Me: “Why” is a word… that you use when you want to know the reason for something…

Ayub: What?

Me: Like, if I ask “why is the sky blue?” That means I want to know the reason that the sky is blue…

Ayub: Why you use “why”?

Me: See, you just used “why” because you want to know the reason to use “why.”

Ayub: But why?

Me: Why do you want to know why to use “why?”

Ayub: Yeah. What does “why” mean?

Me: “Why” is when you want to find out the reason. “Why do we use “why?”” That means what is the reason we use “why?”

Ayub: Oh yeah… But why?

 

 

 

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children talking on plane

Flying With Children

Ayub had been looking forward to going on an airplane for months. He talked about it non-stop everyday. “We going on an airplane Mama? We going to fly? Yeah! We going to fly in an airplane.”

 

Shortly after take-off:

Ayub: Hey! It’s snowing! Got snow outside!

Me: That’s not snow baby… That’s a cloud.

Ayub: A cloud?!

Me: Yeah, we’re flying into the clouds.

Ayub: WOW yeah! The clouds flying! Why the clouds flying? Where’s the airplane?

Me: We’re in the airplane.

Ayub: We in the airplane?!

Me: Yes.

Ayub: Yeah. We in the airplane. Later we go outside, play in the snow.


 

20 minutes into the flight:

Ayub: Mama?

Me: Yes baby?

Ayub: Can we stop the airplane now?

Me: Oh, no we can’t…

Ayub: But Ayub don’t want airplane. It’s enough airplane.

Me: But we can’t stop now, we’re in the sky. We’re flying.

Ayub: No. Ayub want to go home.

It was an 8-hr flight.


During mild turbulence on the flight:

Ayub: OHMYGOOOOOD!!! Mama! The airplane go up and down and up and down!

Me: Yes. Sit quietly. Don’t take off your seatbelt.

Ayub: Airplane go up and down and up and then CRASH!

Me: Ayub..!

Ayub: We gonna CRASH like BOOOOOM! Hahahahahaha…

Me: Stop it…

Ayub: We gonna CRAAAAAAASH!!!!

 

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NSFW: When Kids Get X-Rated Unintentionally

We drive up to our condo and they are fogging the area.

Me: Woah look! They’re fogging… to kill all the mosquitoes.

Ayub: Wow. They’re focking the mostikoes?

Me: Noooooo… Fogging. Fog-ging.

Ayub: Focking Mama? They’re focking?

Mr Ninja: Fog-GING. Ge. GING. FoGGGG-ging.

Ayub: Foc-king. Foc-king. FOCKKKKK-king. What’s that?

Me: They’re killing the mosquitoes. It’s called fogggggging.

Mr Ninja: Fogging, Ayub. Fog. Ging.

Ayub: I don’t know.

Me: Say fog…

Ayub: FOCK!

Me: Nevermind.

 

 

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