Category: Just Ayub

Ayub: Mama, the lightsaber is broken.

Me: What happened?

Ayub: Got a pen stuck in it, see?

Me: How did a pen get stuck in there?

Ayub: I don’t know.

Me: Did you put it in there?

Ayub: Yeah.

Me: Ayub, you broke the lightsaber.

Ayub: I don’t know.

Me: How did you put the pen in there?

Ayub: [with jazz hands and a whisper] Magically…

 

 

1. Why Aishah take so long?
2. How big is Aishah?
3. When is Aishah coming out?
4. How old is Aishah?
5. What’s Aishah doing?
6. What’s Aishah doing now?
7. And what’s Aishah doing now?
8. Is Aishah crying?
9. Can Aishah talk?
10. What’s Aishah saying?
11. Does Aishah have a pepet?
12. Is Aishah a girl?
13. Is Aishah kicking you?
14. Why is Aishah kicking you?
15. Why is Aishah kicking me?
16. Is that Aishah?
17. Where’s Aishah?
18. What’s Aishah doing now?

 

 

Ayub: Eenie, meenie, mini mo… Catch a spider by the toe… You are it! It’s me Mama! It’s Ayub. What’s Ayub?

Me: Hmm… a clever boy.

Ayub: Yeah, I’m a clever boy! And Sulaiman?

Me: Sulaiman is a small boy.

Ayub: No, Sulaiman is a naughty boy! And Ayah?

Me: Hmm…

Ayub: Ayah is a playboy.

Me: What?

Ayub: Ayah is PLAYBOY. Because he play and play and play all the day.

Me: lul

 

Ayub: Does the baby have a pepet or no pepet?

Me: We don’t know yet. Have to wait until the baby arrives.

Ayub: It takes so long.

Me: Yeah.

Ayub: Is it coming now?

Me: No.

Ayub: (big sigh) Later you tell me when it comes so I can see if got pepet or no pepet.

Me: No. I will tell you if it’s a boy or girl.

Ayub: But I want to see.

Me: No need.

 

 

Driving down a tunnel…

Ayub: Oh, my pepet scared.

Me: What? Your pepet is painful?

Ayub: No not painful. My pepet is scared…

Me: Ohh…

Ayub: Ayah drive so fast like make my pepet go up and feel scared.

Me: Hahahahaha.