Me: Did you enjoy your school trip Ayub?
Ayub: We sit on the bus!
Me: Yeah, I heard, you like the bus huh?
Ayub: Yeah! Got TWO buses Mama.
Me: Wow…
Ayub: And got two uncle drive the buses.
Me: Ooooh…
Ayub: And all the friends and teachers and babies go on the buses.
Me: And then what happened?
Ayub: Then we walk walk walk and take a picture and come back to school on the bus!
Me: That’s it? That was your school trip?
Ayub: Yeah!
Mr Ninja: (from the depths of his man-cave) Oh shit!
Ayub: Mama-I-heard-just-now-Ayah-said-oh-shit!
Me: Yup, naughty Ayah.
Ayub: That’s a bad word…
Me: Yes it is, you shouldn’t say it.
Ayub: But only man and woman can say it.
Me: No, nobody should say that word.
Ayub: Because it’s a bad word.
Me: Yes.
Ayub: Ayah is… baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Ayub: Mama, how to go to Brazil?
Me: You have to fly there by airplane.
Ayub: You have to fly?
Me: It’s very far away.
Ayub: And then we can drive?
Me: When you reach Brazil you can drive there.
Ayub: I want to bring our car.
Me: What are you talking about?
Ayub: I want to bring our car on the airplane and drive to Brazil.
Me: Why do you want to go to Brazil?
Ayub: Because the name is sounds so funny. BRA-ZIL BRA-ZIL BRAAAAAA-ZIL.
Ayub: Mama, are you going to be fat forever?
Me: I hope not. I hope once the baby arrives I won’t be so fat anymore.
Ayub: You’re fat because got baby in your tummy.
Me: Yup.
Ayub: Then why is Ayah fat?
Me: Because he likes food.
Ayub: Mama, where are the minions now?
Me: Hmm? Minions..?
Ayub: Yeah minions. Where do they live now?
Me: Oh… Minions aren’t real baby, I’m sorry. They’re just in a movie.
Ayub: What?! Minions… are not real?
Me: No. I’m sorry.
Ayub: Ohhhh… What about dinosaurs? Are they real?
Me: Yeah! Dinosaurs are real! But…
Ayub: Where are the dinosaurs? What country are the dinosaurs Mama?
Me: Hmm… The dinosaurs died unfortunately. They’re dead.
Ayub: What?! The dinosaurs are dead? All the dinosaurs?
Me: All the dinosaurs. A really really big rock came from space and hit the Earth and BOOM! killed all the dinosaurs.
Ayub: Oh.
Me: Sorry kiddo.
Ayub: Minions are not real. And dinosaurs are dead.
