Me: OW!
Ayub: What happened Mama?! Is it the baby?? Are you going to poop the baby?!
Me: No no…
Ayub: AYAH! AYAH! HELP!
Me: Noooo… Baby is fine. My back hurts, that’s all…
Ayub: You’re not going to poop the baby?
Me: Not yet.
Ayub: Oh. (Big sigh). So slow.
Ayub: What’s that yellow man name his hands like this? (Makes his hand look like the letter C)
Me: Whut.
Ayub: The yellow man. What’s his name?
Me: Who?
Ayub: His hands like this? (Waves C-shaped hand in my face)
Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about. Is this a real person?
Ayub: Noooooo… Yellow man, the yellow man!
Me: Whaaaa… Is this a cartoon?
Ayub: Nooooooo… His name, what’s his name?!
Me: Ayah help!
Mr Ninja: Uh?
Ayub: Yellow man with hands like this (C-shaped hand claw thing), what’s his name?
Mr Ninja: Lego?
Ayub: Yeah!
Mr Ninja: Emmet.
Ayub: Yeah, Emmet!!!
Me: Wha– How..?!
Mr Ninja: It’s obvious.
Ayub: Mama is your tummy bigger now?
Me: Yup.
Ayub: Your tummy is bigger because got a baby inside?
Me: Yup.
Ayub: And Ayah also!
Me: Ayah?
Ayub: Ayah tummy bigger like Mama because got baby inside!
Ayub: Mama are you going to poop the baby?
Me: Yeah.
Ayub: Now Mama? Are you going to poop the baby now?
Me: No, not yet.
Ayub: Can I catch the baby Mama? When you poop the baby can I catch it?
Me: We’ll see. It’s not easy to catch the baby.
Ayub: But I’m a pro.
Me: A pro what?
Ayub: Ayah says I’m a pro. When Ayah throw the ball I catch it like this! (does a catching movement) And Ayah says I’m a pro. I’m a pro catcher. And thrower.
Me: Oh yeah? That’s cool.
Ayub: But then Ayah throw the ball too high and I cannot catch it then I cry.
Me: Awww…
Ayub: But I can catch the baby. Ok Mama?
Me: Ok Ayub.
Ayub: Berdarahkuuuu!!!
Me: Negaraku…
Ayub: Nerakakuuuuu!!!
Me: Ne-ga-ra-ku.
Ayub: Nerarakuuuuu!!!
Me: …
Ayub: I don’t know.
Me: …
Ayub: …