Category: Just Ayub

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Weird Looking Baby in the Tummy

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Me: Ayub, Mama went to the doctor today to take a picture of the baby in the tummy…

Ayub: Oh yah? Can I see Mama?

Me: Yup, that’s what I want to show you… (I pass the ultrasound to him)

Ayub: Awwwww… it’s so cute what is it?

Me: That’s the baby…

Ayub: That’s the baby?! Is that the baby face??

Me: No, this is the head and this is the body. Baby is really small.

Ayub: Oh yeah… I don’t understand. Baby looks weird.

Me: Yeah. It’s a weird picture.

Ayub: It’s weird like a girl, like a sister. Is baby a sister? It’s weird like… Ayub sister.

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This One is Just Yucky.

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Ayub: OH MY GOD MAMA!

Me: What is it?!

Ayub: Mama come and SEE!

Me: What happened?!

Ayub: My poop is SO BIG!

Me: Ewwww…

Ayub: Can we take a picture Mama? Can we take a picture of my poop so big?

Me: No. Flush the toilet please.

Ayub: But I want to take a picture and show Ayah.

Me: Noooo… That’s so disgusting.

Ayub: But the poop is SO HUGE like WOW!

 

 

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23 of Life’s Unanswered Questions

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Ayub is 6 years old. He asks the most difficult/awkward questions of all time. Here is a compilation of my favorites.

  1. What does time mean?
  2. What does six mean?
  3. Mama, how old were you when you were a baby?
  4. Why is Ayub, Ayub?
  5. What’s the name of that song like “nanananana”?
  6. Why Ayub don’t have wings?
  7. Why that car square?
  8. Why that car oval?
  9. Why that car?
  10. Why that baby head so big?
  11. Why that baby eyes so big?
  12. Why that baby eyes so small?
  13. Why that baby so small?
  14. Why that baby so fat?
  15. Why that baby so cute?
  16. Why that baby so funny looking?
  17. Why that baby so baby?
  18. Why the zombies come at night time?
  19. Why the night time come at night time?
  20. Why the moon so big?
  21. Why the moon so small?
  22. Why the moon so funny looking?
  23. I’m annoying Mama? Why Ayub annoying?

 

 

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Ayub Remembers My Wedding Day

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Watching a bridal show on TV with Ayub…

Ayub: Mama, why they all wear white, everybody wear white dress?

Me: They’re wedding dresses. They’re getting married.

Ayub: Oh yeah, they getting married. Mama not getting married.

Me: No, I already got married last year remember?

Ayub: Mama got married last year?

Me: Yup. And I wore a white wedding dress too.

Ayub: Oh yeah! And Ayub step on Mama white dress make Mama fall like so funny!

 

Yeah… That happened when I made my entrance into the hall…

 

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