Sulaiman: Mama is the cutest!
Me: Awww! Thank you.
Sulaiman: Ayah is the smartest!
Me: I don’t know about that…
Sulaiman: And Sulaiman is the smallest!
Me: Yes you are. What about Ayub?
Sulaiman: Ayub?!
Me: Yeah, what’s Ayub?
Sulaiman: Ayub is the… schmmmellest.
Me: Smelliest?
Sulaiman: No. Schmmmellest.
Me: That’s not a real word.
Sulaiman: Yeah that’s Ayub. Schmmmellest.
Sulaiman: Mama boobs so big!!
Me: Ok.
Sulaiman: Mama boobs gonna EXPLODE!!!
Me: Thanks.
Sulaiman: BOOOOOOM!!!
Me: Go away small child.
Sulaiman: (running around in circles hysterically) AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Sulaiman: Mama I cannot sleep…
Me: Why?
Sulaiman: (big sigh) I’m too small…
Me: You’re too small to sleep?
Sulaiman: Yeaaaah… 🙁
Me: Hmmm… Well, you’re going to grow bigger and bigger…
Sulaiman: Yes Mama. That’s why I cannot sleep. I have to wait until I am bigger. Because I’m too small…
Me: Uhhh…
Sulaiman: Later when I’m bigger then I can sleep, ok?
Me: And how long will that take..?
Sulaiman: Like 100 minutes.
Sulaiman: Knock! Knock!
Me: Who’s there?
Sulaiman: Open the door piggy!
Me: Whut.
Sulaiman: I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll chinny chin chin!
Me: Oh.
Sulaiman: RAWR!
Me: Something’s not quite right here…
Going through awful morning sickness every evening. Having a particularly violent puking session in my bathroom and I hear little footsteps and a loud voice coming nearer…
Sulaiman: Mamaaaaa… Your phone got no battery…
Me: (puke)
Sulaiman: Mama? Where are you Mama? Mama, can I charge your phone?
Me: (more puke)
Sulaiman: Mamaaaa… I want to charge your pho– Oh my God that’s gusting!!
Me: Don’t look baby (puke)
Sulaiman: EWWWWWWW!!! What is that?! That’s GUSTING! Mama, is that gusting? That’s gusting!
Me: “Disgusting” yes (puke)
Sulaiman: This gusting oh my God AYUUUUUUB MAMA THIS GUSTING!