Category: Just Sulaiman

Sulaiman and I are sitting side-by-side at the bottom of the staircase, waiting to use the toilet that is currently occupied by Mr Ninja.

 

Sulaiman: (whispers in my ear) Washawashawasha!

Me: (whisper in his ear) Hi!

Sulaiman: (whispers in my ear) Hi!

Me: (whisper in his ear) I like strawberries!

Sulaiman: (whispers in my ear) Me too!

Me: (whisper in his ear) Will you be my friend?

Sulaiman: (whispers in my ear) OK!

Me: (whisper in his ear) I love you!

Sulaiman: (whispers in my ear) I love… Ayah!

Me: Hey!

Sulaiman: (laughing) I love Ayah SOOOOOOO much. Not you Mama. Heeheeheehee!

 

 

 

Sulaiman: Mama? Ayub is playing with his toys!

Me: Ok. And?

Sulaiman: I want to play with his toys!

Me: So ask him to share with you.

Sulaiman: No! Ayub already say share… But I don’t want!

Me: Ayub wants to share his toys with you but you don’t want to?

Sulaiman: Yah! I want to play with Ayub toys BY MYSELF!

 

 

Sulaiman: Mama has big boobs.

Me: Yup.

Sulaiman: Ayah has small little boobs.

Me: Haha.

Sulaiman: Ayub got no boobs.

Me: Ok.

Sulaiman: And Sulaiman wants to eat chocolate cookies.

Me: You’re weird.

Sulaiman: Mama, Ayub is my brother.

Me: Yes he is.

Sulaiman: And Ayah is Mama brother.

Me: Urghhh no. That would be wrong. Ayah is Mama’s husband. Ah Ku is Mama’s brother.

Sulaiman: Whaaat?! No no no…

Me: Yes Sulaiman. Ah Ku is my brother.

Sulaiman: Excuse me Mama, Ayah is your brother. Ah Ku is my friend.

 

 

I’m in the kitchen and the boys are playing in the living room.

Sulaiman: Mama, Ayub sitting on the sofa!

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Sulaiman: I don’t like it!

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Sulaiman: Mama, Ayub bouncing!

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Sulaiman: I don’t like it!!

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Sulaiman: Mama, Ayub look at me! I DON’T LIKE IT!

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Sulaiman: MAMA! AYUB HIT SULAIMAN!