Kitten is the New White

Sulaiman: What’s “black” in Bahasa, Mama?

Me: Black is hitam.

Sulaiman: Oh yeah. Black is hitam. And white is…

Me: Pu–

Sulaiman: Kitten.

Me: Kitten?!

Sulaiman: Yeah, like a baby cat.

Me: White is putih.

Sulaiman: No. Black is hitam. Red is merah. Orange is oren. And white is kitten.

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The Art of Persuasion by a 3 Yr Old

(In my bedroom)

Sulaiman: Mama, can I have a vitamin?

Me: Sure baby…

(I open the vitamin bottle and give him one)

Sulaiman: Yay! Mmm! I like vitamin. Mama, can I have another vitamin?

Me: Just one a day baby. You can’t take so many.

Sulaiman: I want a vitamin!

Me: No. You can have another vitamin tomorrow. Ok?

Sulaiman: Okaaaay…

 

(I’m in the kitchen and I overhear a conversation from Mr Ninja’s Man-Cave)

Sulaiman: Ayah, can you help me?

Mr Ninja: Yup…

Sulaiman: Can you open this for me?

Mr Ninja: Ok.

 

(Sulaiman walks by the kitchen)

Me: Sulaiman… Did you take another vitamin?

Sulaiman: No I not take. Ayah give me.

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Sulaiman’s Take on Politics

We drive past a huge billboard about GST – the Goods & Services Tax that the government implemented on virtually every daily necessity thus slowly killing Malaysians 6% at a time.

Sulaiman: G… S… T… GST!

Me: Boo! I don’t like GST.

Sulaiman: I like GST!

Me: GST is the Goods & Services Tax. It means the politicians are taking Mama’s money.

Sulaiman: What?! They is taking Mama’s money?!

Me: Yup. Politicians taking my money. You want to be a politician Sulaiman?

Sulaiman: Yes.

Me: Are you going to implement GST too?

Sulaiman: No, I don’t like GST. I like HST!

Me: What’s HST?

Sulaiman: HST is Helps You Tea.

 

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