3yo Writes His First Blog Post

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When 3-Yr Old Nerds Get Nightmares…

Sulaiman’s favorite toy is his wooden ABC puzzle. It’s 3am and Sulaiman is standing at my bedside crying…

Sulaiman: Mamaaaaaa…

Me: Sulaiman..?

Sulaiman: Mamaaaaaaaaaaaa…

Me: What happened? You wanna shishi..?

Sulaiman: Mamaaaaaaa…

Me: Sulaiman… What is it?

Sulaiman: Mamaaaaa… Ayub touch my ABCs…

Me: Whut..?

Sulaiman: AYUB TOUCH MY ABCs!!!

Me: Ohhhh… Come here (pull him into bed with me) sleep.

Sulaiman: My ABCs!!

Me: Ayub is sleeping. He didn’t touch… It’s just a nightmare. Go to sleep.

Sulaiman: Mamaaaaa… Tell Ayub DON’T TOUCH MY ABCs!

Me: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

 

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I Married A Hotdog And Gave Birth To Two Suns

Sulaiman: Mama is the mummy, Ayah is the father. What is Sulaiman?

Me: The son.

Sulaiman: What?! Sulaiman is the sun?!

Me: Yes. Sulaiman is Mama’s son.

Sulaiman: And Ayub?

Me: Ayub is Mama’s son too.

Sulaiman: What about Ayah?

Me: Ayah is the h–

Sulaiman: Ayah is a hotdog.

Me: Hahahahaha… No… Ayah is my husband.

Sulaiman: Husband?! I don’t like husband. I like hotdog.

Me: I like hotdog too.

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What Happens When Your 3-Year Old Walks In On You In The Shower

While we were on vacation, the door of the bathroom in the homestay we rented didn’t lock. Sulaiman walks in on me while I’m showering.

Sulaiman: Mama whachu doin?

Me: Taking a shower. Go away please.

Sulaiman: Hey! Where’s your pepet?!

Me: I’m a girl I don’t have a pepet. Only boys have pepet.

Sulaiman: Mama not a girl. Mama is a oh-man. Ayah is a man. Sulaiman is…

Me: Go away sulaimaaaaaan…

Sulaiman: Mama why your pepet so small?

Me: I’m closing the door I love you bye.

Sulaiman: I cannot seeeeee your pepet.

Me: Sulaimaaaaaan! Move, I want to close the door.

Sulaiman: Sulaiman pepet is small. But Mama pepet is smaller.

Me: Go away.

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