Whenever Sulaiman does something naughty and I get angry at him, he will always counter with this. And I will always immediately forgive him. He’s such sneaky little baby.
(Sayang means “love”)
Sulaiman: Mama..?
Me: Sulaiman.
Sulaiman: I dowan Mama angry with Sulaiman, I want Mama sayang Sulaiman 🙁 Why Mama don’t sayang Sulaiman? :'(
Me: Sulaiman, what do you want for dinner?
Sulaiman: Sulaiman is 3 years old. Ayub is 6 years old.
Me: Ok. But what do you want to eat?
Sulaiman: Sulaiman is Sulaiman. Ayub is Ayub.
Me: Yeah. Do you want rice or noodles?
Sulaiman: Stapanadinsdans.
Me: That’s not a real word.
Sulaiman: I want Mama phone.
Sulaiman: Mama, Sulaiman pepet is so small.
Me: lul.
Sulaiman: But Ayah pepet is SO big.
Mr Ninja: Wut.
Sulaiman: Yah. Ayah pepet is SOOOOOOOOOOO BIG and Sulaiman pepet is sosmall.
Mr Ninja: What the… Why you say that? What’s happening?
Sulaiman: Your pepet BIG. Sulaiman pepet small.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You little weirdo.
Sulaiman punches Ayub in the head for no reason.
Me: Sulaiman!
Sulaiman: what.
Me: you know what…
Sulaiman: (pauses) dun be so naughty schlyman.
Me: (trying to hide a smile) that’s right.
Sulaiman: shorry ayuut. (jumps around then runs away)
The baby headbutted and scratched my face today, then laughed as he shot me in the head with a plastic gun. Please let the next one be a girl.