Category: Just Sulaiman

Sulaiman: Mama I pooped!

Me: Ok.

Sulaiman: Mama I pooped like 100 poops!

Me: Gross.

Sulaiman: Mama my poop sound like–

Me: Nope nope nope! I’m eating, I don’t want to know–

Sulaiman: Prrrrruuuuudddd prrrrd prrrd… Hahahahaha!

Sulaiman: Mama, my head is so hurt.

Me: Why, what happened?

Sulaiman: My brain is too powerful.

Sulaiman: Mama, I’m dead!

Me: Oh my God, what happened?

Sulaiman: Rex killed me.

Me: Oh no.

Sulaiman: I’m dead now.

Sulaiman: Rex is not alive.

Me: Oh my…

Sulaiman: He’s dead.

Me: Poor Rex.

Sulaiman: I killed him.

Me: Why did you kill him?

Sulaiman: Because he killed me yesterday.

Me: Well that seems fair.