Sulaiman is watching a video about different colored balls racing.
Sulaiman: Mama, I’m orange. Orange is the winner.
Me: That’s nice.
Sulaiman: Mama, you are yellow. Yellow is second place.
Me: Aww… What about Aisha?
Sulaiman: Aisha is cyan.
Me: That’s cool.
Sulaiman: Cyan is dead.
Sulaiman: Mama! Aisha is looking at the iPad. I don’t want Aisha to look at the iPad!
Me: She’s not looking at the iPad. She’s looking at you; she LOVES Sulaiman!
Sulaiman: NOOOOO I DON’T WANT IT TO LOOK AT ME!!!! (bursts into tears)
Sulaiman: I want to go outside and play in the rain.
Me: You can’t, there’s thunder and lightning.
Sulaiman: But I want…
Me: Lightning is dangerous. It might zap you and hurt you.
Sulaiman: It’s dangerous?
Me: Yes.
Sulaiman: …I think Aisha wants to go outside and play…
Sulaiman: How old is Aisha now?
Me: She’s still zero years old.
Sulaiman: Hah! She’s still zero years old? She’s so slow. I’m already 4 years old!
Me: Yup.
Sulaiman: …
Me: …
Sulaiman: How old is Aisha now..?
Sulaiman: What’s that?
Me: It’s a peach. You wanna try it?
Sulaiman: Ew no. I don’t eat peach.
Me: Why not? Peaches are delicious!
Sulaiman: Peach is a colour. I don’t eat colour.