Sulaiman: Mama, don’t eat so much you eat so much
Me: Ok Sulaiman. Thank you.
Sulaiman: Later your tummy get bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and got another baby inside.
Category: Just Sulaiman
The Transfer of Fear
Sulaiman: Mama I go in the school bus by myself!
Me: I know! You’re so clever!
Sulaiman: I’m not scared at all! It’s not scary. I’m not scared.
Me: Aww… You’re such a big boy.
Sulaiman: I didn’t cry. I like it!
Me: Yay!
Sulaiman: Aunty drive so fast like wheeeeeeee and wheeeeeee and wheeeeeeee!
Me: Oh, that sounds scary to Mama.
Sulaiman: No it’s fun! It’s like a rollercoaster!
Married to a Teenager
Sulaiman: Am I 4 years old now?
Me: Yes.
Sulaiman: It’s my birthday already?
Me: Yes.
Sulaiman: And Ayah is 14 years old now?
Me: No, Ayah is 31.
Sulaiman: But why?
Me: Because that’s how old he is.
Sulaiman: But just now Ayah is 13.
Me: No, Ayah was 30.
Sulaiman: Yah so now he’s 14.
Me: Hmm… ok.
Pregnant with a Bad Guy
Sulaiman: I want Aishah and Amah to go to Putrajaya.
Me: Why?
Sulaiman: Because I don’t want Aishah in our house.
Me: Why not?
Sulaiman: Because I only want Mama and Sulaiman in our house. I don’t like Aishah.
Me: You don’t even know Aishah, you might like her. She’s your sister!
Sulaiman: She’s a bad guy! She stay in Putrajaya with Amah only.
I Washed My Head Because My Hair Is So Brown
Mr Ninja: Look at your son!
Sulaiman: Hi Mama!
Me: What happened?! Why are you so wet?
Sulaiman: My hands so dirty so I wash my hands!
Me: Ok. And then what happened?
Sulaiman: Then I wash my head.
Me: Yeah. The whole head. Why did you do that?
Sulaiman: Because my hair is so brown.
Me: What?
Sulaiman: And I eat biscuit so I wash my hands. And my hair is brown color!