Category: Just Sulaiman

Sulaiman: Mama, I’ve never been to Mars.

Me: Nobody has been to Mars yet baby. Only robots.

Sulaiman: But I want to go to Mars.

Me: Ok. Work hard in school and you can be an astronaut, then you can go to Mars.

Sulaiman: But I want to go to Mars now.

Me: Why?

Sulaiman: Because I’ve already been to Earth. But I never been to Mars.

Me: Yup, we live on Earth.

Sulaiman: The Earth is going to broken so I want to go to Mars.

Me: Why would the Earth break?

Sulaiman: Because the Earth will be destroyed. So I have to go to Mars. Then after that I want to go to Jupiter, then Uranus and then Neptune. Neptune is blue. I like blue. But I like pink and turquoise. And all the colors. But not green.

Me: Ok.

 

Sulaiman: I want to go to Westin hotel.

Me: No, what for?

Sulaiman: Because I waaaaant.

Me: …

Sulaiman: I want to go Amah and Atuk house.

Me: Amah and Atuk are not at home.

Sulaiman: I want to go Puteri Pacific in JB.

Me: No need baby. We just stay in Neni’s house, it’s easier.

Sulaiman: But I want to go to Kinta Riverfront.

Me: That’s in Ipoh.

Sulaiman: But I waaaaant.

Me: Haihhh…

Sulaiman: Mama why you go to Vietnam? I want to go to Vietnam.

Me: You just stay home, no need to go anywhere.

Sulaiman: But I waaaaaaant.

 

 

Sulaiman: I want Mama to wear my pants.

Me: Wear them yourself silly billy.

Sulaiman: I cannot.

Me: Why not?

Sulaiman: Because my legs are too short.

Me: That doesn’t even make sense.

Sulaiman: I cannot reach my feet.

Me: Wear your pants.

Sulaiman: But I’m only three years old. And I like Mama so much.

 

 

Me: Eat your dinner Sulaiman.

Sulaiman: I cannot.

Me: Why not?

Sulaiman: My hands are not strong.

Me: Ugh. Pick up your spoon and eat by yourself.

Sulaiman: I want Mama to feed me 🙁

Me: No, eat by yourself please.

Sulaiman: (big sigh) But the food is so heavy…

Sulaiman: I want water.

Me: Drink then. Your cup is right in front of you.

Sulaiman: I cannot.

Me: Why not?

Sulaiman: My hand is too small.

Me: Your hand is too small to pick up your cup that is right in front of you?

Sulaiman: (big sigh) Yeah. My hand is too small. I want Mama to give me water.