Category: Just Sulaiman

Sulaiman: I want to be 99 years old.

Me: Ok baby.

Sulaiman: No, i don’t want to be a baby, I want to be 99 years old.

Me: Ok. What are you going to do when you’re 99 years old?

Sulaiman: I’m going to be a police.

Me: Awww… You want to be a policeman? So you wanna fight the bad guys?

Sulaiman: No. I don’t want to fight bad guys. I want to be 99 years old and be a police and go to McDonalds and eat ice cream.

Sulaiman: Mama, I’m pro now!

Me: Oh yeah?

Sulaiman: Yeah! See, I got 200 coins!

Me: Wow, good job!

Sulaiman: I’m pro! But Ayub is super pro like Ayah.

Me: Ok. But you still didn’t beat my high score. Which means I’m super pro too.

Sulaiman: No no no. You not pro Mama. Sulaiman is pro. Ayub is super pro. Ayah is super pro also. Mama not pro.

Me: But I have the high score…

Sulaiman: No Mama. You not pro.

Sulaiman: I made a girl for Mama but I don’t like her.

Me: Why, what happened?

Sulaiman: Her hair is fall off and now she’s ugly.

Sulaiman takes out a wooden popsicle stick with a smiley face drawn on the stick and paper dress stuck on. The paper hair had fallen off.

Me: Awww… I love her, I think she’s beautiful!

Sulaiman: But her hair is fall off.

Me: It’s ok. You don’t need hair to be pretty. Lots of boys and girls, and men and women, have no hair and they’re beautiful people.

Sulaiman: Oh. Atuk got no hair.

Me: Yup, that’s true.

Sulaiman: Oh. Atuk is bald and beauuuuuutiful!

Sulaiman: This game is so hard. I cannot play because I’m too small.

Me: You just have to practice and you’ll get better.

Sulaiman: No, I’m not pro like Ayub and Ayah. I’m just small.

Me: They’re pro?

Sulaiman: Yeah, they’re pro at everything.

Me: That’s because they practice a lot. If you practice then you’ll be pro too.

Sulaiman: No, I’m just bad and not pro. Like Mama.