Sulaiman and I are sitting side-by-side at the bottom of the staircase, waiting to use the toilet that is currently occupied by Mr Ninja.
Sulaiman: (whispers in my ear) Washawashawasha!
Me: (whisper in his ear) Hi!
Sulaiman: (whispers in my ear) Hi!
Me: (whisper in his ear) I like strawberries!
Sulaiman: (whispers in my ear) Me too!
Me: (whisper in his ear) Will you be my friend?
Sulaiman: (whispers in my ear) OK!
Me: (whisper in his ear) I love you!
Sulaiman: (whispers in my ear) I love… Ayah!
Me: Hey!
Sulaiman: (laughing) I love Ayah SOOOOOOO much. Not you Mama. Heeheeheehee!