Conversations With Kids Are So One-Sided June 10, 2015June 10, 2015 The Ninja Just Sulaiman Sulaiman: Why Mama eat so big? Me: Because I’m an adult. Sulaiman: You’re a dog? Me: No, an adult. Sulaiman: No! I’m a dog and you’re a cat! Me: Whaaa… Sulaiman: Woof woof woof! Ayub you’re an ELEPHANT! The Ninja The Ninja is a working mother of two. You can read about her journey as an aspiring housewife at www.NinjaHousewife.com or at her website about kinda being professional and stuff at www.LailaZain.com