Me: OW!
Ayub: What happened Mama?! Is it the baby?? Are you going to poop the baby?!
Me: No no…
Ayub: AYAH! AYAH! HELP!
Me: Noooo… Baby is fine. My back hurts, that’s all…
Ayub: You’re not going to poop the baby?
Me: Not yet.
Ayub: Oh. (Big sigh). So slow.
