children talking on plane

Flying With Children

Ayub had been looking forward to going on an airplane for months. He talked about it non-stop everyday. “We going on an airplane Mama? We going to fly? Yeah! We going to fly in an airplane.”

 

Shortly after take-off:

Ayub: Hey! It’s snowing! Got snow outside!

Me: That’s not snow baby… That’s a cloud.

Ayub: A cloud?!

Me: Yeah, we’re flying into the clouds.

Ayub: WOW yeah! The clouds flying! Why the clouds flying? Where’s the airplane?

Me: We’re in the airplane.

Ayub: We in the airplane?!

Me: Yes.

Ayub: Yeah. We in the airplane. Later we go outside, play in the snow.


 

20 minutes into the flight:

Ayub: Mama?

Me: Yes baby?

Ayub: Can we stop the airplane now?

Me: Oh, no we can’t…

Ayub: But Ayub don’t want airplane. It’s enough airplane.

Me: But we can’t stop now, we’re in the sky. We’re flying.

Ayub: No. Ayub want to go home.

It was an 8-hr flight.


During mild turbulence on the flight:

Ayub: OHMYGOOOOOD!!! Mama! The airplane go up and down and up and down!

Me: Yes. Sit quietly. Don’t take off your seatbelt.

Ayub: Airplane go up and down and up and then CRASH!

Me: Ayub..!

Ayub: We gonna CRASH like BOOOOOM! Hahahahahaha…

Me: Stop it…

Ayub: We gonna CRAAAAAAASH!!!!

 

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The Ninja

The Ninja is a working mother of two. You can read about her journey as an aspiring housewife at www.NinjaHousewife.com or at her website about kinda being professional and stuff at www.LailaZain.com

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