With so many kids sleeping over, I decided to bathe the younger boys together to save time. Naked and splashing water in the bathroom are Ayub (6), Idriss (5), Shuibb (4) and Sulaiman (3).
Ayub: (pointing at Idriss’ boy bits) Hey, your pepet is big!
Idriss: (looking down at his boy bits) Yeah! Hahahahaha…
Ayub: Me too. I big too.
Idriss: No! Mine is bigger!
Ayub: No! Mine bigger!
Sulaiman: Mine is small.
(The three boys start arguing over size when suddenly…)
Ayub: I FARTED!
(Boys burst into laughter. Crisis averted.)
