I Don’t Think Babies Are Refundable

Ayub and Sulaiman jump on me for a Good Morning cuddle…

 

Me: Ow, careful Ayub. You’re squishing the baby in my tummy.

Ayub: What? The baby is still there?

Me: Yeah, baby will be there for a long time.

Ayub: What’s it doing in there?

Me: I don’t know. Maybe sleeping, maybe baby is playing.

Ayub: But what… What… What’s it doing in there?

Me: Oh… God put baby in my tummy.

Ayub: Oh my God…

Me: Yeah, that God.

Sulaiman: I don’t like it. Give it back Mama.

Me: Give it back?

Sulaiman: I don’t want baby in the Mama tummy. I want Mama give it back to God.

 

 

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The Ninja

The Ninja is a working mother of two. You can read about her journey as an aspiring housewife at www.NinjaHousewife.com or at her website about kinda being professional and stuff at www.LailaZain.com

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