I Married A Hotdog And Gave Birth To Two Suns

Sulaiman: Mama is the mummy, Ayah is the father. What is Sulaiman?

Me: The son.

Sulaiman: What?! Sulaiman is the sun?!

Me: Yes. Sulaiman is Mama’s son.

Sulaiman: And Ayub?

Me: Ayub is Mama’s son too.

Sulaiman: What about Ayah?

Me: Ayah is the h–

Sulaiman: Ayah is a hotdog.

Me: Hahahahaha… No… Ayah is my husband.

Sulaiman: Husband?! I don’t like husband. I like hotdog.

Me: I like hotdog too.