This is a reader submission (translated from Malay) from Angah Manja via Children Speak Funny’s Facebook page:
Conversation between my sis and my nephew:-
Ilman: You don’t have to solat (pray)?
Me: Nope.
Ilman: Why?
Me: Because I feel weak…
Ilman: You’re having your period?
Me: Yes
Ilman: You mean you don’t just get your period one time when you’re 12 years old? It happens every month? You mean next month you’ll have your period again?
Me: Yesss…
Ilman: Until when?
Me: Until I’m 50 or 60…
Ilman: Woah!!! Good thing I only need to be circumcised once!