Me: Sulaiman, you’re so cute. I’m going to kiss you.
Kiss Sulaiman on the cheek.
Sulaiman: Ewww…
Me: Ewww?!
Sulaiman: So gross.
Me: What is?
Sulaiman: Your mouth.
Me: My mouth is gross?
Sulaiman: Yeah. You’re gross.
Kiss Sulaiman all over his face.
Sulaiman: Yuck.
