Ayub: Eenie, meenie, mini mo… Catch a spider by the toe… You are it! It’s me Mama! It’s Ayub. What’s Ayub?
Me: Hmm… a clever boy.
Ayub: Yeah, I’m a clever boy! And Sulaiman?
Me: Sulaiman is a small boy.
Ayub: No, Sulaiman is a naughty boy! And Ayah?
Me: Hmm…
Ayub: Ayah is a playboy.
Me: What?
Ayub: Ayah is PLAYBOY. Because he play and play and play all the day.
Me: lul