My 6-Yr Old Midwife?

Ayub: Mama are you going to poop the baby?

Me: Yeah.

Ayub: Now Mama? Are you going to poop the baby now?

Me: No, not yet.

Ayub: Can I catch the baby Mama? When you poop the baby can I catch it?

Me: We’ll see. It’s not easy to catch the baby.

Ayub: But I’m a pro.

Me: A pro what?

Ayub: Ayah says I’m a pro. When Ayah throw the ball I catch it like this! (does a catching movement) And Ayah says I’m a pro. I’m a pro catcher. And thrower.

Me: Oh yeah? That’s cool.

Ayub: But then Ayah throw the ball too high and I cannot catch it then I cry.

Me: Awww…

Ayub: But I can catch the baby. Ok Mama?

Me: Ok Ayub.

 

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The Ninja

The Ninja is a working mother of two. You can read about her journey as an aspiring housewife at www.NinjaHousewife.com or at her website about kinda being professional and stuff at www.LailaZain.com

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