NSFW: When Kids Get X-Rated Unintentionally

We drive up to our condo and they are fogging the area.

Me: Woah look! They’re fogging… to kill all the mosquitoes.

Ayub: Wow. They’re focking the mostikoes?

Me: Noooooo… Fogging. Fog-ging.

Ayub: Focking Mama? They’re focking?

Mr Ninja: Fog-GING. Ge. GING. FoGGGG-ging.

Ayub: Foc-king. Foc-king. FOCKKKKK-king. What’s that?

Me: They’re killing the mosquitoes. It’s called fogggggging.

Mr Ninja: Fogging, Ayub. Fog. Ging.

Ayub: I don’t know.

Me: Say fog…

Ayub: FOCK!

Me: Nevermind.

 

 

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The Ninja

The Ninja is a working mother of two. You can read about her journey as an aspiring housewife at www.NinjaHousewife.com or at her website about kinda being professional and stuff at www.LailaZain.com

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