Walking across grass in the dark to our house…
Me: *scream*
Ayub: What happened Mama?!
Me: I think I just stepped on a snail.
Ayub: OH MY GROSS! You stepped on the snail?!
Me: Yeah… I heard a CRACK!
Ayub: What the oh my goodness! Was it loud?
Me: Very loud.
Ayub: HOH MY GOD! Was it a big snail or a little snail?
Me: It sounded pretty big. I didn’t see it in the dark.
Ayub: It’s ok Mama. The snail has a shell like a house like in the shell so it’s ok.
Me: I think I squished his shell.
Ayub: Oh he dead now Mama… He dead.