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Oh My Gross!

Walking across grass in the dark to our house…

Me: *scream*

Ayub: What happened Mama?!

Me: I think I just stepped on a snail.

Ayub: OH MY GROSS! You stepped on the snail?!

Me: Yeah… I heard a CRACK!

Ayub: What the oh my goodness! Was it loud?

Me: Very loud.

Ayub: HOH MY GOD! Was it a big snail or a little snail?

Me: It sounded pretty big. I didn’t see it in the dark.

Ayub: It’s ok Mama. The snail has a shell like a house like in the shell so it’s ok.

Me: I think I squished his shell.

Ayub: Oh he dead now Mama… He dead.

 

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The Ninja

The Ninja is a working mother of two. You can read about her journey as an aspiring housewife at www.NinjaHousewife.com or at her website about kinda being professional and stuff at www.LailaZain.com

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