Mr Ninja: (from the depths of his man-cave) Oh shit!
Ayub: Mama-I-heard-just-now-Ayah-said-oh-shit!
Me: Yup, naughty Ayah.
Ayub: That’s a bad word…
Me: Yes it is, you shouldn’t say it.
Ayub: But only man and woman can say it.
Me: No, nobody should say that word.
Ayub: Because it’s a bad word.
Me: Yes.
Ayub: Ayah is… baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Ayub: Mama, how to go to Brazil?
Me: You have to fly there by airplane.
Ayub: You have to fly?
Me: It’s very far away.
Ayub: And then we can drive?
Me: When you reach Brazil you can drive there.
Ayub: I want to bring our car.
Me: What are you talking about?
Ayub: I want to bring our car on the airplane and drive to Brazil.
Me: Why do you want to go to Brazil?
Ayub: Because the name is sounds so funny. BRA-ZIL BRA-ZIL BRAAAAAA-ZIL.
Sulaiman: I want to be 99 years old.
Me: Yup, ok.
Sulaiman: I want to be a clown when I’m 99 years old.
Me: Oh, that’s nice. You wanna make people laugh?
Sulaiman: No. I want to be a clown and make people SCARED!
Sulaiman: I want to be 99 years old.
Me: Ok baby.
Sulaiman: No, i don’t want to be a baby, I want to be 99 years old.
Me: Ok. What are you going to do when you’re 99 years old?
Sulaiman: I’m going to be a police.
Me: Awww… You want to be a policeman? So you wanna fight the bad guys?
Sulaiman: No. I don’t want to fight bad guys. I want to be 99 years old and be a police and go to McDonalds and eat ice cream.
Ayub: Mama, are you going to be fat forever?
Me: I hope not. I hope once the baby arrives I won’t be so fat anymore.
Ayub: You’re fat because got baby in your tummy.
Me: Yup.
Ayub: Then why is Ayah fat?
Me: Because he likes food.