The Time Zombies Attacked

Saturday morning and I’ve just finished cleaning the whole house; it is spotless. Ayub playing on the laptop, Sulaiman on my phone, both quietly doing their own thing.

Me: Babies, I’m going to hang the laundry outside ok?

Ayub: Ok Mama.

Me: Stay here, I’ll be right back.

Sulaiman: Bye Mama.

 

I’m back less than 15 minutes later and it looks like a tornado ravaged through the living room; toys and pillows cover every surface.

Me: Oh my God what happened?!

Sulaiman: The zombies!!!

Ayub: They came through the window!!

Sulaiman: The window was open!!

Ayub: All the zombies attacked us, we had to fight them!

Me: How many zombies??

Ayub: So many like 16!

Sulaiman: No like 99 thousand hundred-ty one!

Me: Woah…

Sulaiman: The angry birds are good guys.

Me: Oh yeah? They fought the zombies?

Ayub: The zombies nearly ate Sulaiman!

Sulaiman: The angry birds helped me!

Ayub: And then the pigs became friends with the angry birds and fought all the zombies.

Me: So are the zombies dead now?

Ayub & Sulaiman: Yeah!

 

 

 

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Sulaiman Should Just Answer ALL The Questions

Ayub: Ayah speaks Malay and Bahasa.

Me: Yeah, well Malay and Bahasa are the same language.

Ayub: What, it’s the same?

Me: Malay is Bahasa in English and Bahasa is Bahasa in Bahasa.

Ayub: What.

Me: It doesn’t matter. It’s the same language.

Ayub: What’s Bahasa in English?

Me: Malay.

Ayub: What’s Bahasa in Bahasa?

Me: Bahasa.

Ayub: What.

Sulaiman: No Mama. It’s Bahasa Malaysia. Or Bahasa Melayu. In English it’s Malay.

 

 

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