Pretty Much Every Argument Ever

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From my bedroom I hear Sulaiman crying. In the living room he and Ayub are sitting on the floor, facing each other, a stack of books in Sulaiman’s hands.

Me: What happened?

Sulaiman: (crying)

Me: Sulaiman, why are you crying?

Sulaiman: (wiping his tears away) I don’t want Ayub to be angry with me.

Me: I’m sure Ayub is not angry with you. You’re not angry with Sulaiman, right Ayub?

Ayub: I’m angry with Sulaiman!

(Sulaiman bursts into more tears.)

Me: Why are you angry with Sulaiman?

Ayub: Because… ANGRY!

 

 

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Another Ayub Pop Quiz

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Ayub straightens his index finger horizontally…

Ayub: What’s this called?

Me: A finger?

Ayub: No!

Mr Ninja: Pointing?

Ayub: Noooo!

Me: Left?

Ayub: Noooooooo! What’s this called?! This! THIS!

Mr Ninja: What’s happening?

Me: Uhhhh…

Ayub: Like this. This one. What’s it called?

Me: Minus! Is it minus? Subtract? Less? Like 5 minus 1?

Ayub: Yeah! Minus! This is MINUS!

 

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Sulaiman Logic

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Sulaiman: Yesterday Sulaiman was a baby.

Me: Ok.

Sulaiman: But now… Sulaiman is a brother.

Me: Well you were a baby brother, now you’re a big boy brother…

Sulaiman: No Mamaaaaa… Sulaiman cannot be baby and brother! Yesterday I’m baby. Now I’m brother ONLY.

 

 

 

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