Me: Time for bed!
Ayub: I want to open the window.
Me: Why?
Ayub: Because the tooth fairy cannot come inside.
Me: Oh. Don’t worry she’ll come in the house and find your tooth.
Ayub: But… hoooowwww?!
Me: Hmm… Magic.
Big toothless Ayub grin that warms my heart.
Me: What kind of superpowers do you want?
Sulaiman: No!
Ayub: I want to Spiderman superpower!
Me: That’s cool.
Sulaiman: Me too! I want Spiderman superpower!
Ayub: No, you cannot. I’m Spiderman. You’re NO!
Me: You can both be Spidermen. One Spiderman. One Spiderboy. What about Aisha?
Ayub: Aisha is Spiderbaby.
Sulaiman: Hahaha. Aisha is a loser.
Sulaiman: Mama, before I was in space.
Me: What do you mean?
Sulaiman: Before I come to Earth, I was in space.
Me: You mean you lived on another planet?
Sulaiman: Nooooo… I was in the galaxy like space. Then I went inside Mama tummy. Then I go to Earth.
Me: Well… ok.
Sulaiman: Mama I pooped!
Me: Ok.
Sulaiman: Mama I pooped like 100 poops!
Me: Gross.
Sulaiman: Mama my poop sound like–
Me: Nope nope nope! I’m eating, I don’t want to know–
Sulaiman: Prrrrruuuuudddd prrrrd prrrd… Hahahahaha!
Me: Ayub, time to shower.
Ayub: Ok
Me: Ayub, wear pajamas ok? It’s night time.
Ayub: …
Me: Ayub.
Ayub: What?
Me: Go and shower and wear pajamas.
Ayub: Ok.
Me: What are you going to wear?
Ayub: I don’t know.
Me: Pajamas.
Ayub: Yah.
Me: What did I just say?
Ayub: Pajamas.
Me: Wear pajamas ok?
Ayub: Yeah.
Showers and comes back in shorts and a t-shirt.