Walking in a department store and we pass by the lingerie section…
Sulaiman: Oh! I don’t got boobs!
Mr Ninja: *sigh*
Sulaiman: Mama got big boobs and Ayah got small boobs!
Ayub: I FARTED!
Mr Ninja: Haihhhh…
Ayub: Oh my God I farted again!
Sulaiman: Boobs boobs so many boobs.
Sulaiman: Mama? Ayub is playing with his toys!
Me: Ok. And?
Sulaiman: I want to play with his toys!
Me: So ask him to share with you.
Sulaiman: No! Ayub already say share… But I don’t want!
Me: Ayub wants to share his toys with you but you don’t want to?
Sulaiman: Yah! I want to play with Ayub toys BY MYSELF!
Best. Dance. Ever.
Ayub: Mama, I draw a picture in school.
Me: Oooh, what did you draw?
Ayub: I draw our house and Ayah, Mama, Ayub aaaaand… Tasneem!
Mr Ninja: (whispering) There’s no Sulaiman!
Sulaiman: 🙁
Me: Where’s Sulaiman?
Ayub: No! I don’t want Sulaiman!
Sulaiman: 🙁
Ayub: OH MY GOD MAMA!
Me: What is it?!
Ayub: Mama come and SEE!
Me: What happened?!
Ayub: My poop is SO BIG!
Me: Ewwww…
Ayub: Can we take a picture Mama? Can we take a picture of my poop so big?
Me: No. Flush the toilet please.
Ayub: But I want to take a picture and show Ayah.
Me: Noooo… That’s so disgusting.
Ayub: But the poop is SO HUGE like WOW!