Child Logic at its Finest

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Sulaiman: Mama, Ayub is my brother.

Me: Yes he is.

Sulaiman: And Ayah is Mama brother.

Me: Urghhh no. That would be wrong. Ayah is Mama’s husband. Ah Ku is Mama’s brother.

Sulaiman: Whaaat?! No no no…

Me: Yes Sulaiman. Ah Ku is my brother.

Sulaiman: Excuse me Mama, Ayah is your brother. Ah Ku is my friend.

 

 

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23 of Life’s Unanswered Questions

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Ayub is 6 years old. He asks the most difficult/awkward questions of all time. Here is a compilation of my favorites.

  1. What does time mean?
  2. What does six mean?
  3. Mama, how old were you when you were a baby?
  4. Why is Ayub, Ayub?
  5. What’s the name of that song like “nanananana”?
  6. Why Ayub don’t have wings?
  7. Why that car square?
  8. Why that car oval?
  9. Why that car?
  10. Why that baby head so big?
  11. Why that baby eyes so big?
  12. Why that baby eyes so small?
  13. Why that baby so small?
  14. Why that baby so fat?
  15. Why that baby so cute?
  16. Why that baby so funny looking?
  17. Why that baby so baby?
  18. Why the zombies come at night time?
  19. Why the night time come at night time?
  20. Why the moon so big?
  21. Why the moon so small?
  22. Why the moon so funny looking?
  23. I’m annoying Mama? Why Ayub annoying?

 

 

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