Watching a bridal show on TV with Ayub…
Ayub: Mama, why they all wear white, everybody wear white dress?
Me: They’re wedding dresses. They’re getting married.
Ayub: Oh yeah, they getting married. Mama not getting married.
Me: No, I already got married last year remember?
Ayub: Mama got married last year?
Me: Yup. And I wore a white wedding dress too.
Ayub: Oh yeah! And Ayub step on Mama white dress make Mama fall like so funny!
Yeah… That happened when I made my entrance into the hall…
Ayub: Mama, Ayub is 6 years old… and Tasneem is 7 years old.
Me: Actually, Tasneem is 9 years old.
Ayub: Woaaaah! That’s so many old… That’s like so taller… Later Ayub become 7 years then 8 years then 9 years old, Mama?
Me: Yes. You’ll be 9 years old eventually.
Ayub: Same like Tasneem!
Me: Well… When you’re 9 years old, Tasneem will be 12 years old.
Ayub: What?! Noooooooooo! That’s not fair Mama!
Sulaiman: I want Mama play with Sulaiman.
Me: Go play with Ayub please, Mama has to cook.
Sulaiman: Ayub don’t want to friend me.
Me: Why not?
Sulaiman: Ayub angry with Sulaiman.
Me: What happened?
Sulaiman: I don’t know.
Me: Ayuuuub! Why are you angry with Sulaiman?
Ayub: Because he don’t want to be a zombie!
Me: Then you be the zombie!
Ayub: Nooooooo! Ayub kill the zombie with my weapon guns and throw bombs ONLY!
Sulaiman: Mamaaaa… I’m done!
Me: Did you finish pooping?
Sulaiman: Yah. I poop one big and two small. Like “poop poop.”
Me: You sure you’re done? Poop some more and I’ll come back later.
Sulaiman: Mamaaaaa… I’m done!!!
Me: Ok ok…
(washing his butt and he poops in my hand)
Sulaiman: Oh not done!
Me: …
Sulaiman: …
Sulaiman: Ok! Now I’m done!
Sulaiman: Mama, what is this?
Me: That’s my leg.
Sulaiman: Nope. That’s fat.
Me: 🙁