Ayub is cleaning up and putting away toys (the boys had emptied their entire toy box because of a war between transformers, monsters, hot wheels cars and a stuffed penguin.) Sulaiman has refused to help.

Mr Ninja: Good job Ayub. Put away all your toys. Sulaiman… next time you clean up everything.

Ayub: Yeah! Next time Ayah clean up everything.

Mr Ninja: Huh?

Ayub: Ayah clean up the toys. (giggling) Ayah is so cute!

Mr Ninja: Whut?

Ayub: (laughing hysterically) Awwww… Mama, Ayah is so cute! See the Ayah face. Ayah face so cute.

(Mr Ninja walks off to his man-cave)

Ayub: Ayah is cute like a baby. A big man-baby.

Ayub: Mama, do you shishi in the toilet?

Me: Yes…

Ayub: Mama, do you poo poo in the toilet?

Me: Yes…

Ayub: Is your poo poo big?

Me: Whut?

Ayub: Mamaaaaa… your poo poo. Is it big poo poo?

Me: Yeah I guess so. Sometimes.

Ayub: Yeah coz mama is big like so huge. So your poo poo is so big.

Me: 🙁

Ayub: Mama, what does “why” mean?

Me: “Why” is a word… that you use when you want to know the reason for something…

Ayub: What?

Me: Like, if I ask “why is the sky blue?” That means I want to know the reason that the sky is blue…

Ayub: Why you use “why”?

Me: See, you just used “why” because you want to know the reason to use “why.”

Ayub: But why?

Me: Why do you want to know why to use “why?”

Ayub: Yeah. What does “why” mean?

Me: “Why” is when you want to find out the reason. “Why do we use “why?”” That means what is the reason we use “why?”

Ayub: Oh yeah… But why?