Sulaiman: Rex is not alive.
Me: Oh my…
Sulaiman: He’s dead.
Me: Poor Rex.
Sulaiman: I killed him.
Me: Why did you kill him?
Sulaiman: Because he killed me yesterday.
Me: Well that seems fair.
I like Ayub everything too.
Ayub: I like Aisha.
Me: I like Aisha too.
Ayub: I like Aisha feet.
Me: Yeah, her feet are so small and cute.
Ayub: I like Aisha everything.
Me: Me too.
more more MORE awesome
Ayub: Ayub is the first baby in Mama’s tummy. Then Sulaiman, then Aisha. Right, Mama?
Me: Yeah.
Sulaiman: But I want to be first!
Me: You’re second. Second is awesome.
Ayub: But first is more more MORE awesome.
Sulaiman: It’s not fair. I want to be the first in Mama’s tummy! I never get a chance!
Aisha is a Loser
Sulaiman: I want to be first.
Ayub: No, I’m the first.
Me: You’re both first. Together.
Sulaiman: Yah, we’re both first. We’re the winner.
Ayub: Yah! We’re winners!
Sulaiman: But Aisha is last. Aisha is a loser.
Cyan is Dead
Sulaiman is watching a video about different colored balls racing.
Sulaiman: Mama, I’m orange. Orange is the winner.
Me: That’s nice.
Sulaiman: Mama, you are yellow. Yellow is second place.
Me: Aww… What about Aisha?
Sulaiman: Aisha is cyan.
Me: That’s cool.
Sulaiman: Cyan is dead.