Record-Setting Cookie Eating
Me: How was school Sulaiman?
Sulaiman: I eat orange cookies!
Me: Mmmm… That’s nice…
Sulaiman: Yah! I eat ONE THOUSAND orange cookies!
Me: Woaahh…
Sulaiman: …in TEN minutes!
Me: You ate one thousand orange cookies in 10 minutes?
Sulaiman: YAAAAS! no.
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Sulaiman: I eat one thousand HUNDRED orange cookies in TEN minutes!!!