Sulaiman: Marcus is not my friend. Marcus is a baby. I don’t want to friend with babies!
Me: Ok.
Sulaiman: Ayub is my friend, I like Ayub.
Me: You fight with Ayub ALL the time…
Sulaiman: No. I not fighting with Ayub now…
Me: Yeah, that’s because he’s not here.
Sulaiman: I like Mama. Mama is my friend also.
Me: Awww… I like you too!
Sulaiman: But I don’t like Ayah. Ayah is not my friend.
Me: Why?
Sulaiman: Because Ayah pull my shorts.
Me: Awww… Silly Ayah. It’s because you’re so cute. I will tell him not to pull your shorts ok?
Sulaiman: And… Ayah phone is broken. Mama phone not broken. Ayah phone cannot play.
