Sulaiman: Mama, Sulaiman pepet is so small.
Me: lul.
Sulaiman: But Ayah pepet is SO big.
Mr Ninja: Wut.
Sulaiman: Yah. Ayah pepet is SOOOOOOOOOOO BIG and Sulaiman pepet is sosmall.
Mr Ninja: What the… Why you say that? What’s happening?
Sulaiman: Your pepet BIG. Sulaiman pepet small.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You little weirdo.